Why You Only Mad About Leo?

I just came across an article about Leonardo DiCaprios new movie where he will play a person with multiple personality disorder. The article then went on to discuss could this be the movie that finally gets Leo an Oscar…

Did I miss something? Why do we care so much about him never winning? Why is it we care only about Leo?

It’s actually quite annoying! Honestly it’s an honor to be nominated…they get a pretty swag gift bag from what I hear!

So while you’re out there complaining about that I want to remind you of some other people who haven’t won an Academy Award!

The Problem With Award Shows

I’ve been watching Award shows since I was little…

and since I was little they’ve managed to piss me off!

So why not try and help fix the problem?

Here are my 10 ways to fix awards shows!

Meet Oscar!

Isn’t he beautiful! What I wouldn’t give to hold that coveted award in my hands. I mean I would probably steal one of Meryl’s if she ever invited me over for tea. Is that an Oscar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.

For those of you who don’t know what this is from bear with me. I promise I’m not a bitter crazy person.

PFT: The Beginning

The love affair with Lynn began while working on the show Blur. She was the worst stage hand ever!(except not really, she was a really hard worker her name just wasn’t Acacia) I watched her work hard and fight when accused of not working hard enough. I thought to myself…’This Bitch!’

I loved her. We discovered we enjoy the same sick, dirty, sexual sense of humor and touching.