When The Opening Number Was All About La La Land Because Ya Know We’ve All Seen La La Land…
Natalie Portman
Meet Oscar!
Isn’t he beautiful! What I wouldn’t give to hold that coveted award in my hands. I mean I would probably steal one of Meryl’s if she ever invited me over for tea. Is that an Oscar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.
For those of you who don’t know what this is from bear with me. I promise I’m not a bitter crazy person.
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