Going To A Haunted House With Will Muckridge!

For those of you not familiar…this is Will Muckridge!

You already want to hit him don’t you? Same…same…

So last evening I went to The Darkness with this fool. I arrived in one piece…today I’m in shambles…

So obviously it’s his fault!

10 Reasons Why It’s Not Too Early To Think About Christmas!

Christmas is the best time of the year!

You should probably think about it every day…but you don’t because you’re irrational and think people should only think about Christmas after Thanksgiving…

Well I’m here to tell you that that’s fucking dumb and you should already be thinking about Christmas!!!

So I’m Dead…

A lot of people think about death a lot. What will dying feel like? What is on the other side?

I think that being alive is weird. Like why do I get to be alive today?

Weird I know! But hello…have you met me?

The one thing I do want to make very clear is that if/when I die I want to have some say in what happens at my funeral!

I think that’s pretty reasonable! Rules and requests for after I’m gone. 

The Worst April Fools Ever!!!

As many of you know I recently a got a new dog a few months ago named Pepper Ann. She’s a beautiful disaster!

So I come home after a long day at work and when I pull into the drive way I see a face in the window that shouldn’t be there…

Just Another Hangover!!!

A poet once wrote:

‘Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear!

Beer before liquor, never been sicker!’

Truer words have never been spoken.

I’ve known this poem but it still didn’t save me from the catastrophic results of drinking beer, having shots and downing vodka like candy. One day I’ll learn but until that day why not do my own hangover post?

Most of us have had a hangover before…if you haven’t well then today you’re gonna learn!