Shhh! It’s Gossip! Week 2

John Boehner received the eye roll of the century from Michelle Obama. It’s nice to know she’s as fed up as the rest of us.

Shit Show

To celebrate the birth of a dear friend one must go, as they say, all out.

Well we go hard sooooooooooo there is that…..

I myself started celebrating on Thursday without Danny. Got a little drunk it’s fine. Passed out at Alex’s and managed to get myself punched on several occasions in my sleep for moving too much. Because you can control you’re movements while sleeping. There may or may not have been a few snores…but I may remind you I was sleeping. So I can’t be held accountable for that.

Camp: Oh No!

It began with a lie.

It was discovered that I could slightly carry a tune. Once the secret was out it wasn’t long before I was told I needed to audition for the musicals at school. In a state of panic I said –

‘I can’t I’m working at a summer camp’

Shhh! It’s Gossip! Week 1

Justin Timberlake came out with a new song. It’s a shame after taking time off for his acting career that he would come out with a song as bad as his acting career.

Everyday

It’s funny how quickly things can change. Like me for example, it’s hard to imagine that only moments ago I was a living breathing human being. You see that lump on the floor over there is me; I’ll get to how I died later for now I want to leave my legacy. I guess death is something that we tend to runaway from, the idea of it especially the reality of it. Had I known that this morning when I woke up that I would be dead in only a few short hours I suppose I would have done things, well differently. I would have told my loved ones that I love them. Would have only taken a few minutes, I suppose its something that I could have done everyday. A phone call, a text, an email, such small insignificant things that could help people with grief. So for that I am sorry, sorry for not letting people know how I felt about them before the end, my end.