I just came across an article about Leonardo DiCaprios new movie where he will play a person with multiple personality disorder. The article then went on to discuss could this be the movie that finally gets Leo an Oscar…
Did I miss something? Why do we care so much about him never winning? Why is it we care only about Leo?
It’s actually quite annoying! Honestly it’s an honor to be nominated…they get a pretty swag gift bag from what I hear!
So while you’re out there complaining about that I want to remind you of some other people who haven’t won an Academy Award!
Amy Adams – Nominated 5 Times: Best Actress for American Hustle and Best Supporting Actress for Junebug, Doubt, The Fighter and The Master
Did you know Amy has actually been nominated more times than Leo? NO! Because you don’t give a fuck about other people! But one day you’ll care about Amy the way she should be cared about!
Sigourney Weaver – Nominated 3 Times: Best Actress for Aliens and Gorillas In the Mist and Best Supporting Actress for Working Girl
Sigourney was actually nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress in the same year! Have you done that Leo? NO! You haven’t!
Edward Norton – Nominated 3 Times: Best Actor for American History X and Best Supporting Actor for Primal Fear and Birdman
Edward was nominated for his first major film role…how about you Leo? Did Critters 3 not get you a nomination?
Michelle Pfeiffer – Nominated 3 Times: Best Actress for The Fabulous Baker Boys and Loved Field and Best Supporting Actress for Dangerous Liaisons.
In a four-year period she was nominated 3 times….How many years in between your nominations Leo?
Glenn Close – Nominated 6 Times: Best Actress for Fatal Attraction, Dangerous Liaisons and Albert Nobbs and Best Supporting Actress for The World According To Garp, The Big Chill and The Natural
6 Leo!!! 6 times she has been nominated! Once for playing transgender! What have you done Leo, put on a fancy suit?!?
Peter O’Toole – Nominated 8 Times: Best Actor for Lawrence of Arabia, Beckett, The Lion In Winter, Goodbye, Mr. Chips, The Ruling Class, The Stunt Man, My Favorite Year and Venus
8 times in the Best Actor category and no win! Here’s a fun fact Leo: Peter initially turned down his Honorary Oscar because he wanted to EARN it the old-fashioned way!
Brad Pitt – Nominated 3 Times: Best Actor for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Moneyball and Best Supporting Actor for Twelve Monkeys
He has no Oscar but he can look at Angelina’s…whose Oscars do you get to have in your home Leo?!?
Brittany Fucking Murphy – Nominated 0 Times
What the fuck is that about??? Did they not see Uptown Girls? Girl Interrupted?
The point is Leo that your time will come…or it won’t! Not winning an Oscar doesn’t make you a bad Actor. It just means you don’t have an Oscar!
Keep trying kid but always remember you started on Growing Pains!
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 