The Problem With Award Shows

I’ve been watching Award shows since I was little…

and since I was little they’ve managed to piss me off!

So why not try and help fix the problem?

Here are my 10 ways to fix awards shows!

Meet Oscar!

Isn’t he beautiful! What I wouldn’t give to hold that coveted award in my hands. I mean I would probably steal one of Meryl’s if she ever invited me over for tea. Is that an Oscar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?