100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

New Years Celebration: A Gif Post

Every year we tell ourselves the next year is going to be different.

It probably won’t be but it’s nice that we tell ourselves that.

New Years is by far one of the most stressful holidays. There will always be issues of where to go and what to do. On top of that everyone is emotionally unstable with nerves…

I mean what if Y2K just decided to kick in now?!?!?!?!?

It won’t but that’s not important. What is important is that we have fun! Because why ring in the New Year with a shit attitude?

2014! See What Had Happened Was…

I think it’s important at the end of the year to remind people of what happened throughout the year in case they forgot…I mean let’s face it we all have a shit memory.

First of all I think we should acknowledge the top 3 blog posts that have come from my blog!

Coming in at Number 3 – 27 Moments You Have When You’re In The Granite City Walmart

Coming in 2nd – 90’s Movies That Are Awesome

And in 1st place!!!!! – Hotel Life

Congrats…myself….

So let jump on into this thing!

2014 here we go!

Rules For Making A TV Christmas Movie

We’ve all seen our fair share of made for TV Christmas movies. I mean it’s hard to avoid this time of year!

Between Hallmark Channel, Lifetime, Lifetime Movie Channel, UP network and ABC Family we have a busy schedule of watching Christmas movies!

If you’re anything like me, then you understand the stress that your DVR goes through recording all the movies that you may or may not watch.

Mostly because you just end up watching A Very Brady Christmas over and over again…

So what does it take to make one of these movies? What rules must one follow? Well let me see if I can help you understand the art of making Christmas movies!

Mario Kart Problems

Have you ever played the game Mario Kart?

It was designed, I’m sure, to bring joy to your life.

However the game has been destroying friendships and families since 1992!

So I decided to take your average Mario Kart Problems and pair them with the appropriate gif!

I’m sorry if this post brings up any unhealed wounds that people may have from playing this game.

Just know that I play as Mario and I win!