23 Things You’ll See At The St. Elizabeth’s Carnival

Once a year the city of Granite host their own form of the gathering of the Juggalos

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A time when as a whole the city can come together at a church to celebrate….alcohol and funnel cakes!

It actually happens multiple times during the summer but the St. Elizabeth carnival is the only one that take it to a WHOLE other level….

Whomever is the current Priest  will hopefully keep me off the prayer list after reading this!

Everyone You Went To High School With

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Feral Children

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The Whitest Dancers You’ll Ever See

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Carnies

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No Parking

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All Your Moms Friends That Already Know What You’re Up To But They’re Still Going To Ask!

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Someone Puking In The Beer Tent

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Someone With Their Baby…In A Bar

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The Lady Guarding The Farm Fresh Parking Lot

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Those Damn Millennials Your Grandma Read About Online

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A Fight, Between Drunks Or Teens…Probably Both

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All Of GCPD Will Be There!

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A Cake Walk

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The Goldfish Game

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A Giant Slide Not Meant For Adults!

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This Beautiful Creation!

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Girls Who Think It’s Coachella

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Angry Neighborhood Residents Pissed That Someone Blocked Their Driveway

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A Person Passed Out Outside Of Their Car

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Porta Potties!!!!!

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Beer…Literally Everywhere Beer

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The ‘You’re A Bad Parent’ Look

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Not Me

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Thanks for your Assistance Ashley Chepely!

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1 Comment

  1. This is spot on. I have lived less than a block from the church. It starts out with families taking their kids then around 6:00pm the freaks show up. Young ladies dressed in outfits that would be great on them if they fit. But the fun really starts around 10:30 until about 1:00am when all the drunks come to get their cars. I have beer cups, carny junk and an occasional drunk on my lawn in the morning.

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