It’s that time of year again!
When St. Louis humidity really pushes you to the extreme edge of do I want to live here? Or move to the fucking Tundra?
Well friends all I can say is the simple lie that the weather is 90% mental…if you don’t think about it…you won’t notice!
So just ignore the early onset of heat stroke and enjoy this blog post!
When The News Warns You To Keep Old People And Children Safe From The Heat
When It’s June 16th And Over 100 Degrees Already
When You See A Dog Tied Up Outside Without A Dog Bowl
When You Can’t Stop The Ice In Your Cocktail From Melting
When You Get In Your Car After A Long Day Of It Sitting In The Sun
When All The Close Parking Spots Are Taken
When You Walk Inside From The Heat
When You Find Sweat In A Location You Didn’t Know Could Sweat
When People Ask If You Got Some Sun
When The Pool Is Just As Hot
When You’re On A Diet And Just Want Fucking Ice Cream
When You First Walk Outside
When You Realize You Have Three More Months Of This
Wearing Pants In The Summer
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