Mario Kart Problems

Have you ever played the game Mario Kart?

It was designed, I’m sure, to bring joy to your life.

However the game has been destroying friendships and families since 1992!

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So I decided to take your average Mario Kart Problems and pair them with the appropriate gif!

I’m sorry if this post brings up any unhealed wounds that people may have from playing this game.

Just know that I play as Mario and I win!

When You Celebrate Victory, But There Is Still One Lap To Go

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When The Blue Shell Hits You As You’re About To Cross The Finish Line

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Slipping On A Banana Peel Right Before Jumping And You Fall Into Last Place

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When You Throw A Banana And You Hit It Yourself

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Missing The Rainbow Road Jump On N64

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Burning Out At The Starting Line

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Getting Hit Three Times In A Row Because Everyone’s An Asshole

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Turning Too Fast And Falling Off A Cliff

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When The Person In Front Of You Takes All The Item Boxes

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When Your Friend Plays As Your Character

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When Someone Steals Your Blue Shell

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When Someone Steals Your Lightning Bolt You Were Saving For The Right Moment

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When Someone Steals Your Bananas

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When You Shoot A Red Shell And It Hits NOTHING

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When You’re In First Place And You Only Get Green Shells And Bananas

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Now remember, if you’re friends going into the game you should be friends coming out. Don’t lose friends because your douche friend used a blue shell on you!

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