Have you ever played the game Mario Kart?
It was designed, I’m sure, to bring joy to your life.
However the game has been destroying friendships and families since 1992!
So I decided to take your average Mario Kart Problems and pair them with the appropriate gif!
I’m sorry if this post brings up any unhealed wounds that people may have from playing this game.
Just know that I play as Mario and I win!
When You Celebrate Victory, But There Is Still One Lap To Go
When The Blue Shell Hits You As You’re About To Cross The Finish Line
Slipping On A Banana Peel Right Before Jumping And You Fall Into Last Place
When You Throw A Banana And You Hit It Yourself
Missing The Rainbow Road Jump On N64
Burning Out At The Starting Line
Getting Hit Three Times In A Row Because Everyone’s An Asshole
Turning Too Fast And Falling Off A Cliff
When The Person In Front Of You Takes All The Item Boxes
When Your Friend Plays As Your Character
When Someone Steals Your Blue Shell
When Someone Steals Your Lightning Bolt You Were Saving For The Right Moment
When Someone Steals Your Bananas
When You Shoot A Red Shell And It Hits NOTHING
When You’re In First Place And You Only Get Green Shells And Bananas
Now remember, if you’re friends going into the game you should be friends coming out. Don’t lose friends because your douche friend used a blue shell on you!
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