Have you ever played the game Mario Kart?
It was designed, I’m sure, to bring joy to your life.
However the game has been destroying friendships and families since 1992!
So I decided to take your average Mario Kart Problems and pair them with the appropriate gif!
I’m sorry if this post brings up any unhealed wounds that people may have from playing this game.
Just know that I play as Mario and I win!
When discussing people you’ll remember for the rest of your life you might as well start from the beginning.
Moving into the dorm my sophomore year I had to requests. 1. That I get the same room and 2. That my smelly ex roommate wasn’t also in said room. It worked!!!!
When it came time to move I was required to let my mom help me even though she wouldn’t be lifting anything. Apparently if you don’t let your crazy parent help you move into the dorm it can be traumatizing for them. So I was forced into letting Teresa ‘help’ me move into to my room.
Continue reading
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 