People have been asking me ‘Wesley what movies should I watch this Halloween?’
…Ok people haven’t really been asking me this but when it comes to Holiday themed movies I don’t fuck around!
I’ve seen all of these movies and it’s about damn time the rest of you get your shit together and catch up!
I’m looking at you friends who are having babies instead of cocktails! You know who you are!
1. Hocus Pocus
2. Ernest Scared Stupid
Because it’s stupid fun!
3. Mean Girls
I mean…there is a Halloween scene!
Because nothing says Halloween like death and exploring the other side
Just for this interaction where you realize that ET clearly knows Yoda! #mindblown
I love Frankenweenie. I loved the live action original as well. If anything this is a movie for people who have ever lost a pet and wished they could bring it back.
7. The Halloween Tree
While it may seem lame this is actually overly informational. It teaches people about the origins of Halloween and how it’s changed.
8. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It wouldn’t be a holiday without a Charlie Brown special…which is part of the reason people don’t really celebrate Casimir Pulaski day anymore
9. Monsters, Inc.
Because there are Monsters! Duh!
10. The Nightmare Before Christmas
What better way to kick off Christmas movie season than with a half-breed holiday film?
You should watch this one because you probably haven’t already. But because the characters show so much growth.
12. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
This movie was practically orange/yellow tinted so it’s perfect for October!
13. Phantom of the Megaplex
Back in the day Disney Channel used to make super awesome movies. This one included!
Because you need to be aware of how stalkers behave…and Devon Sawa!
16. Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
Because now you’ll know where socks go when they disappear!
17. Halloweentown High
This one is ok…but you have to watch the third for the trilogy. NEVER WATCH THE FOURTH ONE!
It’s so fall! And they celebrate Halloween! With pretty rocking costumes I might add.
19. Practical Magic
Sandra Bullock is a witch…do you need anymore information?
20. Tower of Terror
A Movie based on a ride? What could go wrong?
21. The Haunted Mansion
The answer to the question on number 20!
22. The Addams Family
This movie is just so smart and well written.
23. The Addams Family Values
Wednesday Addams for the win!
24. Fun Size
This movie is all about Halloween and it’s ok but Jane Levy is pretty awesome.
25. The Witches
What could be more terrifying than looking at that face?
26. The Craft
You did this! We all did this!
27. Sleepy Hollow
Watch for Christina Ricci Queen of October…Also because the movie is badass
28. Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School
This movie is the cutest! Anyone who disagrees can take several seats!
Their job is to hunt ghosts….HUNT GHOSTS!!!
30. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Because it’s camp and Elvira is the Mistress of the Dark obvi!
31. Hocus Pocus
Don’t fuck around! Just watch Hocus Pocus!!!!
You should submit this list to ABC family because their line up for the 13 Nights of Halloween sucks.
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