Spiders…why?!? Part 2

I seriously never thought I would be writing a sequel to this blog post but y’all done went and made it happen!

Are you fucking happy?

There’s been some developments in the war that has been battled since God created the world or Darwin evolved the first Pokemon. I wasn’t there so I’m not quite sure how it started but I can tell you this…it’s real!

So I’m driving home the other day. Having a nice leisurely drive listening to the radio. A rare occurrence since I got my aux cable. So they start talking about this singer and her medical procedure she recently had done…

Let’s face I tuned it right then and there!

100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

Spiders…why?!?

So early Friday morning around 2 am I was busy working on my previous post. You know the one about going on a date.

So I’m slaving away to entertain my readers when I hear a thud.

Yes thud. Not THUD

A loud enough noise that I turned to my right and saw a spider

A MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER!!!!!!!!