Just 22 SIUE Things

If you ever attended SIUE then these will most likely make sense.

If you haven’t then it probably won’t…but that’s fine it’s still kinda funny.

It’s also been ages since I attended SIUE so this could seem dated because I went there eons ago! But hopefully you find something here you can relate to!
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100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

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Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

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We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

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Dorm Daze: The Opening Weekend

When discussing people you’ll remember for the rest of your life you might as well start from the beginning.

Moving into the dorm my sophomore year I had to requests. 1. That I get the same room and 2. That my smelly ex roommate wasn’t also in said room. It worked!!!!

When it came time to move I was required to let my mom help me even though she wouldn’t be lifting anything. Apparently if you don’t let your crazy parent help you move into the dorm it can be traumatizing for them. So I was forced into letting Teresa ‘help’ me move into to my room.
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