Five Day Bender: The Days Between Births

I was awoken on Thursday morning by the presence of Clark and Danny in the room with me.

Snapping a picture on the camera I got from Brandi and Kayla. I simply asked them to come cuddle because I was dead.

For some reason I had the urge to move at which point I uttered the words ‘I sat up and it hurt’ and ‘I can’t life right now’.

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Five Day Bender: My Birthday

Nothing says happy birthday like an 8 am wake up call.

Seriously though my brother woke me up at 8 am to follow him to the service shop so he could get his car worked on…rude sir!

Normally I would go home and go directly to bed but the episode of Full House where Kimmy’s almost gets married was on…so I watched it. Then went back to bed.

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Cinco De Gayo

I will be the first to admit I love Cinco! De! Mayo! I even ended a friendship with someone because they blew me off on Cinco De Mayo ’11. So of course I was going out but also because Shelly threatened my life if I were to not go out.

So off to Novak’s I went to meet up with Danny, Laura, Brandi and Kayla whom were already there.

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Why Don’t You Pour Some More Vodka In There?

There isn’t a better feeling than waking up with a smile, especially if you’re smiling because of a wonderful evening prior.

Worked on that treadmill some…we still aren’t friends but I think we are working on having some sort of relationship.

Heard from Alex who was up surprisingly early compared to his normal schedule. Said to come over whenever to start our 1 on 1 friend day but I could go nowhere until I had watched how Shonda Rhimes had fucked up Grey’s this week! That bitch needs to just let everyone be happy and let the patients have the drama!

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Shhh! It’s Gossip Week 15

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Jason Collins came out of the closet making him the first professional athlete to be openly gay. The flood gates are open gentleman…we’re looking specifically at you Cristiano Ronaldo!

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