Where have I been?

Hello there!

Welcome back to this adventure of mine.

First I would like to apologize for those of you that were big fans and really wanted to read up on my weekly adventures. I’d like to thank Ellie and Casey for their constant harassment about why the blog wasn’t being updated.

So let’s discuss what you’ve missed!

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Five Day Bender: The Days Between Births

I was awoken on Thursday morning by the presence of Clark and Danny in the room with me.

Snapping a picture on the camera I got from Brandi and Kayla. I simply asked them to come cuddle because I was dead.

For some reason I had the urge to move at which point I uttered the words ‘I sat up and it hurt’ and ‘I can’t life right now’.

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Cinco De Gayo

I will be the first to admit I love Cinco! De! Mayo! I even ended a friendship with someone because they blew me off on Cinco De Mayo ’11. So of course I was going out but also because Shelly threatened my life if I were to not go out.

So off to Novak’s I went to meet up with Danny, Laura, Brandi and Kayla whom were already there.

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Why Don’t You Pour Some More Vodka In There?

There isn’t a better feeling than waking up with a smile, especially if you’re smiling because of a wonderful evening prior.

Worked on that treadmill some…we still aren’t friends but I think we are working on having some sort of relationship.

Heard from Alex who was up surprisingly early compared to his normal schedule. Said to come over whenever to start our 1 on 1 friend day but I could go nowhere until I had watched how Shonda Rhimes had fucked up Grey’s this week! That bitch needs to just let everyone be happy and let the patients have the drama!

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White Trash and Wasted!

Even as I sit here and begin to write this I must say I’m so tired!

My entire body is in pain. I’m seriously not drinking this week because the thought of it makes me want to vomit, which you’ll soon find out actually happened.

Lets take a journey back and remember this shitastic weekend. For starters Thursday I got to go to dinner with Alex and Kayla. We went to this BBQ place called Pappy’s. It was really good but I didn’t finish my food so Kayla ate my fries. Everytime one of the workers walked by us they would try to take it and bitch almost pulled a Chris Farley in Gap Girls it was fantastic. Continue reading