Christmas is the best time of the year!
You should probably think about it every day…but you don’t because you’re irrational and think people should only think about Christmas after Thanksgiving…
Well I’m here to tell you that that’s fucking dumb and you should already be thinking about Christmas!!!
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Some of you may not know this but there is actually a holiday in between Halloween and Christmas. It’s called Thanksgiving…
Few have heard of it.
It has something to do with stealing recipes from Native Americans and eating Turkey that forces you to take a nap against your will.
Just kidding everyone knows about Thanksgiving! But you’ve probably not heard of the best part of Thanksgiving.
It’s called Friendsgiving!
Charlie Brown wishes he could have thought this term up back in the day when he hosted the original Friendsgiving!
The concept is simple: Thanksgiving concept + Friends + A shit ton of wine = Friendsgiving!
It’s like taking all the fun parts and subtracting your crazy relatives…
On average these are the things that will occur on Friendsgiving!
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Sarah Palin is writing a book about preserving Jesus in Christmas…oh Sarah we want to forget about Jesus in Christmas just as much as we want to forget you in politics. Continue reading
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 