Superbowl Halftime NO!

Recently it was announced that the Superbowl committee offered the Halftime Show to Bruno Mars…for his second time performing.

Literally the dude just performed two years ago….he hasn’t even released a new album since doing it…

It’s just plain madness!!! Don’t even get me started on how lackluster I found the show to be…sorry if you disagree but when he performed in between BeyoncĂ© and Katy Perry’s sharks his performance was disappointing at best!

So here is a list of people who should be doing the Halftime Show before Bruno Mars does it again…
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100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

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Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

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We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

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Traveling Shit Show and the Pump Kin Festival

I seriously have been looking forward to this trip since June because I work all the time and I have to look forward to having real-time off.

The roster of people going changed 100 god damn times! People kept dropping out or inviting themselves…and then dropping out. It was a stressful mess to organize! Then add-on the fact that Clark was being all crazed(you’re excused but you were being a nut).

Anyway it was pretty much settled last week that it would just be Spenser, Nikki and I driving up to Peoria to hang with our girls Jesse and Clark.

Nikki said she didn’t care what we listened to on the way to Peoria as long as we didn’t listen to ‘Let It Go’ which led to Nikki and Spenser’s first fight ever. It was adorable!

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