100th Confession Blog Spectaculon

WELCOME TO THE 100TH BLOG POST!!!!!

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Who would have thought that 2 years ago when I started this Hot Mess Express that it would still be going?!?

Probably not me!

But I would like to thank everyone for their support! I know it isn’t cute to get messages from me sharing a link to my blog without saying hi first but honestly if you would just subscribe you wouldn’t have to worry about it!

So why don’t you go ahead and do that now…it’s literally right there to your left…

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We’ve got a lot of things to cover:

A Q&A!

A Poll!

And finally a way for you to get more involved!

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New Years Celebration: A Gif Post

Every year we tell ourselves the next year is going to be different.

It probably won’t be but it’s nice that we tell ourselves that.

New Years is by far one of the most stressful holidays. There will always be issues of where to go and what to do. On top of that everyone is emotionally unstable with nerves…

I mean what if Y2K just decided to kick in now?!?!?!?!?

It won’t but that’s not important. What is important is that we have fun! Because why ring in the New Year with a shit attitude?

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2014! See What Had Happened Was…

I think it’s important at the end of the year to remind people of what happened throughout the year in case they forgot…I mean let’s face it we all have a shit memory.

First of all I think we should acknowledge the top 3 blog posts that have come from my blog!

Coming in at Number 3 – 27 Moments You Have When You’re In The Granite City Walmart

Coming in 2nd – 90’s Movies That Are Awesome

And in 1st place!!!!! – Hotel Life

Congrats…myself….

So let jump on into this thing!

2014 here we go!

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Mario Kart Problems

Have you ever played the game Mario Kart?

It was designed, I’m sure, to bring joy to your life.

However the game has been destroying friendships and families since 1992!

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So I decided to take your average Mario Kart Problems and pair them with the appropriate gif!

I’m sorry if this post brings up any unhealed wounds that people may have from playing this game.

Just know that I play as Mario and I win!

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15 Assholes You’ll See At The Movie Theater

Going to the movies is an experience.

Everyone has fond memories of seeing a particular movie and the effect that it had on them.

I can remember watching Jurassic Park and thinking ‘Oh My God’ it was everything!

Although the prices have gone up drastically in my lifetime we still make ourselves available to go see movies. You don’t get the same feelings watching a movie at home that you do watching it in a Theater.

But the downside of seeing a film in the Theater are the other attendees. So I wanted to touch base with everyone with some assholes you’ll certainly encounter at the Theater!

And in case you forgot I used to work at a Movie Theater and I know a thing or two about Movie Theater assholes!

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