It was requested to do a new blog post by one of my three fans still out there in the world. So why not capitalize on an unfortunate situation to try and have some laughter?
Well you may laugh or you may be confused because you’ve been spelling it Cornteen this whole time. But alas I present to you 22 Granite City Quarantine Things!
When You Drive By The Empty Shop N Save
Ravenelli’s Not Being Open For Carry Out
The Lunch Lady Heroes Still Feeding Kids In Need
When You Find Out The St. Elizabeth Picnic Is Cancelled
When They Cancel The Fourth Of July Celebration
When Vin Hoa/Lams Garden Isn’t Open Because People Think This Is A Chinese Virus
Going To The Walmart
Remembering Cionkos Has Meat
When You Know Someone Who Tests Positive
Having To Teach Your Own Child
People Posting Their Senior Photos To Support Seniors Who Won’t Get A Graduation
GC Mom’s On Their Page Begging For Haircuts
Missing Corral Liquor Even Though You Probably Never Went There Before
The Increase Of Political Advisors And Disease Experts On Your FB Page
Farm Fresh Not Having Chocolate Milk In Glass Bottles (This Has Nothing To Do With Quarantine But I Hear People Are Still Upset)
When The Ambulance Wants To Take You To St. Elizabeth’s Hospital
Seeing The Granite City Teacher Parade
Parents Realizing They’ll Probably Be Stuck With Their Kids All Summer Because Their Won’t Be Summer Rec Programs
When Our Ice Cream Places Are Open But No One Is Social Distancing
When You See Someone You Know Out In Public
Parents Realizing They’ll Be Teaching Their Kids In The Fall
Returning To Society When This Is All Over
Thanks for stopping by!
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I laughed out loud at the accuracy of these! I wish so badly Ravenelli’s was open for carryout! I feel this is a real missed opportunity on their behalf. I saw the mass herd that was outside Mr. Twist the evening they first opened. Definitely no social distancing to be found, but saw they did put duct tape up on the sidewalk when I went the other day, so progress has been made.
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