When The Opening Number Was All About La La Land Because Ya Know We’ve All Seen La La Land…
When Meryl Streep Delivered The Most Eloquent Speech To Combat An Orange Tic Tac
When People Are Upset About Their President Being Called Out For Being A Horrible Person
Tom Hiddleston’s Speech
Basically All The Night Manager ‘Wins’
When You Get Mad About An Award Not Going To The Person You Want To Win Then You Remember It’s The Golden Globes And They Can Be Purchased
When Ryan Reynolds And Andrew Garfield Kissed
John Travoltas New Look
Sarah Paulson Winning
The Tribute To Carrie And Debbie
When The Actual In Memoriam Section Is Missing From The Show
Jimmy Fallons Chris Rock Impression
When Jimmy Was MIA For An Hour Then Came Back
When They Accidentally Said The Wrong Name For Best Actress In A Drama Because OBVIOUSLY It Should Have Gone To Natalie Portman
Thinking About When The Golden Globes Hosts Were Funny (Pretty Much Every Year But This One)
When Casey Affleck Won And You’ve Read About Him Sexually Harassing Women On The Sets Of His Movies
All The People Of Color Victories
When Meryl Streep Mentioned Carrie Fisher
When Jimmy Fallon Yelled Everyone’s Name
When The Announcer Told Us We Had More Jimmy Fallon Coming
When Chris Pine Came Out With That Gray Beard
When People Said ‘Hidden Fences’
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 