New Years brings a lot of changes…some are for the better and some are life ruining…
Like Sober January…what satanist came up with this idea?
I don’t like it! I won’t pretend to like it!
When Your Friend Tells You They’re Not Drinking In January
It’s A Very Confusing Concept! ‘No Drinking’
Trying To Find A Loophole In The No Drinking Rules
Like Does Sunday Count?
When January Comes Around And You Realize It Wasn’t A Joke
When Your Friends Drink On The 1st And It Gives You Hope For The Rest Of The Month
When They Haven’t Drank In A Week And They Start Sending Weird Texts
Like ‘Going To Hobby Lobby’
‘Staying In Tonight’
‘Gonna Clean The House On Saturday Night’
‘Enjoying Hot Chocolate’
You Start To Question Who Are These People?
When You Realize You Left Vodka In Their Fridge
When You Just Miss Your Booze Buddies
I Mean Drink Less January Would Have Been A Better Idea
When Your Friend That Bites Celebrates Sober January
When Your Friend Who Tells You When Its Time To Leave Celebrates Sober January And You Literally Never Know When Its Time To Leave
When Your Friend Who Will Hit Somebody For You Celebrates Sober January
When Your Friend Who Passes Out Early Celebrates Sober January
When Fomo Sets In For Your Non Drinking Friends