For those of you who’ve met my parents I’m sure you can understand how stressful it is to try to go shopping just three days before Christmas….
I mean honestly it’s stressful enough with just Teresa! Throw David in the mix and your basically counting the minutes until a public spat happens.
When My Dad Almost Kills Us On The Highway
When My Dad Starts Getting Attitude Before Your Even Off The Exit Ramp
When Your Dad Gives Money To Salvation Army
When Both Your Parents Are Easily Five Minutes Behind You Walking Into The Mall
When Your Dad Just Starts Wandering Off In His Own Direction
When Your Mom Disappears With Your Dad Even Though Whole Point Of Being There Is To Shop For Me
When Your Shopping For Jeans And Can’t Find A Length/Width Match
When Your Brother Is 10% Helpful With Trying To Get His Girlfriend A Gift
When Teresa Starts Whining
She’s Hungry
Her Feet Hurt
She’s Gonna Go Sit Down
When You Run Into Your Speech Kids
Panda Express
When You Go To Buy Your Dad’s Present…After He Hid What He Wanted In The Store
When You Try And Get Your Parents To Walk Faster…So They Walk Slower
When You Leave The Mall With Literally Nothing Because You’re Picky
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 