As many of you may have seen this week Tyra Banks has put an end to ANTM. It was a very sad day…
It was also a difficult message to read because you know Tyra likes to make up words all the time!
With that being said I thought it would be nice to discuss why we’ll miss ANTM.
We’ll miss these little life lessons on how to improve our daily photos without looking like a total slut bag.
We’ll miss when girls did anything for attention.
We’ll miss being reminded that the contestants are real people.
We’ll miss when we were reminded that there are wars going on in other countries.
We’ll miss Miss J.
We’ll miss bad Tyovers.
We’ll miss catty drama for no real reason.
We’ll miss Tyra making an ass out of herself for no real reason.
We’ll miss being reminded that sometimes it’s a bad thing to be too sexy!
We’ll miss when Tyra served some major shade in a calm voice.
We’ll miss when we were all rooting for Tiffany!
We’ll miss this phrase being uttered.
We’ll miss being reminded that this show isn’t about making friends.
We’ll miss when Tyra did shit like this for no fucking reason.
We’ll miss how much Tyra really cared.
We’ll miss when Tyra picked up on a trend and then used it until she murdered it.
We’ll miss the inability of the models to walk despite going on a modeling show!
We’ll miss the models thinking they’re better than they are…
We’ll miss being taught how to Smize although we’ve never actually managed to master how to do it for real!
Just remember we’ll always have reruns!!!
Confessions of a Someday Somebody 