For those of you not familiar…this is Will Muckridge!
You already want to hit him don’t you? Same…same…
So last evening I went to The Darkness with this fool. I arrived in one piece…today I’m in shambles…
So obviously it’s his fault!
When You’re Still In The Parking Lot And He’s Freaking Out
When He Exits The Johnny On The Spot Slow As Fuck Because He’s Afraid Something Is Waiting For Him
When He Tells The Clown He’s Afraid Of Clowns
When He’s Hiding Behind You And You Haven’t Even Entered Yet
When He Can’t Decide If He’s In Front Or In Back
When He Starts Leading You Through The House And You’re Already Bumping Into Shit
When He Gets Scared And Pushes You Into Some Kind Of Wolf Creature Causing You To Bleed
When He Gets So Scared And Tries To Run Through The Employees Only Section And Causes The Closest Creature To Break Character
When He Pulls You Over A Crate
When Every Hanging Object Hits You In The Face Because The Person In Front Of You Flings It At You In Terror
When One Character Follows You For The Majority Of The Haunted House Because Someone Is So Fun To Scare
When He Gets Scared And Leaves You To Die At Least 5 Times
When You Exit The Haunted House And He Calls You A Pussy Because You’re Literally Bleeding After He Spent The Last 20 Minutes Screaming…
When You Leave The Haunted House And You’re Both Drenched In Sweat
Literally Will The Whole Time!
Literally Me The Whole Time!
Bless his heart!
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