Being Single As Fuck

Being Single is like a second job…

But I have two jobs already…so for me it’s like having a third job.

Just thinking about 3 jobs makes me tired!

Anyway, being single is tough work…sometimes though it’s like a vacation being single…

So it’s like a workcation…which sounds awful…I don’t really know where I’m going with this right now…but enjoy? 

You Get To Sleep Alone Every Night

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Or With A Pet Who Loves You Because No One Else Does

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No One Steals The Blankets At Night

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You Only Have To Worry About Paying For Yourself

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People Always Ask When Are You Gonna Settle Down…As If You’re A Wild Animal

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Whenever You Do Go On A Date Your Friends Act Like Hell Froze Over

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If You Flirt With Anyone In Front Of Your Friends, You Then Have To Answer A Million Questions

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If Your Friends Find Out You Like Someone They Will Make It Awkward

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Sometimes They’ll Even Ask Them Out For You!

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His & Hers? More Like Yours & Also Yours!

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It’s Not Like You’re Single By Just Your Choice…

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You Could Easily Date One Of Those People Who’ve Dated Like 12 People You Know…Cause You’ll Definitely Be The One!

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You’ve Been Single So Long…You Don’t Pick Up On Compliments Quickly

Come again

Or At All…

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When You Get Invited To Weddings Everyone Is Really Interested As To Whether Or Not You’ll Bring That +1

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When You Bring A Friend As Your Date People Seem Disappointed

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It’s Not Your Fault You’re Picky

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Or Hard To Get Along With

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Or Just Too Busy To Worry About Another Human Being

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You’re Just Enjoying A Lot Of Me Time

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So You Just Worry About You Cause Us Single As Fuck People Are Doing Just Fine Worrying About Ourselves

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