Being Single is like a second job…
But I have two jobs already…so for me it’s like having a third job.
Just thinking about 3 jobs makes me tired!
Anyway, being single is tough work…sometimes though it’s like a vacation being single…
So it’s like a workcation…which sounds awful…I don’t really know where I’m going with this right now…but enjoy?
You Get To Sleep Alone Every Night
Or With A Pet Who Loves You Because No One Else Does
No One Steals The Blankets At Night
You Only Have To Worry About Paying For Yourself
People Always Ask When Are You Gonna Settle Down…As If You’re A Wild Animal
Whenever You Do Go On A Date Your Friends Act Like Hell Froze Over
If You Flirt With Anyone In Front Of Your Friends, You Then Have To Answer A Million Questions
If Your Friends Find Out You Like Someone They Will Make It Awkward
Sometimes They’ll Even Ask Them Out For You!
His & Hers? More Like Yours & Also Yours!
It’s Not Like You’re Single By Just Your Choice…
You Could Easily Date One Of Those People Who’ve Dated Like 12 People You Know…Cause You’ll Definitely Be The One!
You’ve Been Single So Long…You Don’t Pick Up On Compliments Quickly
Or At All…
When You Get Invited To Weddings Everyone Is Really Interested As To Whether Or Not You’ll Bring That +1
When You Bring A Friend As Your Date People Seem Disappointed
It’s Not Your Fault You’re Picky
Or Hard To Get Along With
Or Just Too Busy To Worry About Another Human Being
You’re Just Enjoying A Lot Of Me Time
So You Just Worry About You Cause Us Single As Fuck People Are Doing Just Fine Worrying About Ourselves
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