Recently it was announced that McDonald’s would be doing Breakfast all day!
As a personal victim of the times that McDonald’s didn’t serve Breakfast 24/7 I thought it was appropriate for me to speak on the topic!
As a friend once said when I was getting McDonald’s and she was going there for the second time that day…
And right she was! Bitch is hungry…for breakfast any fucking time I want!
When I First Heard The News
How The World Reacted
Then They Said They Were Just Thinking About It
When You Were Too Late To Get Breakfast And Had To Cry Into Your McChicken
When You Showed Up At 4am And The Drive Thru Said You Couldn’t Get Breakfast
When It Occurs To You That You Can Now Get Hashbrowns When Ever You Want
Hashbrowns > Fries
When It’s 4:37pm And You Really Want A Sausage Biscuit
When You Have To Wait Twice As Long For Your Breakfast At 6:13pm
When The Cook Confuses Sausage For A Hamburger Patty
If $15 An Hour Is What It Takes To Get Breakfast All Day
When You Can’t Decide If You Want A Sausage McMuffin Or A Cheeseburger
To Think Some People Won’t Even Remember A Time When You Couldn’t Get McDonald’s Breakfast Whenever You Wanted
All I Have To Say To McDonald’s Is
Oh And Get Your Shit Together About Charging For Condiments…Like Give Me Fucking Sweet N Sour If That’s What I Want!!!!
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