Monday night I went to the Twins vs Cards game. I actually had a really good time!
We were literally in the last row which I loved. Idk why it was just a good time!
Well the walking to get there wasn’t that fun…
Anyway being me I only had about a 7% interest in what was going on during the game….so I mostly had a lot of thoughts or questions rather…Allow me to share them with you!
Why Do People Clap So Much?
Why Do People Not Clap For Me When I Do Something Great?
Why Is Everything So Expensive?
Is Beer Expensive So People Don’t Get Drunk?
In That Case Why Have Beer At All?
Why Do People Steal Other People’s Seats?
Like This Is The Last Row…Why Are You Stealing The Worst Seats?
Wait…You Can Bring Your Own Snacks In Here?
Why Aren’t There Maps To Find Food?
Why Does Know One Who Works Here Know Where Anything Is?
When I Ask Where The Crazy Hot Dog With Everything On It Is…Why Don’t You Know What I’m Talking About?
I Dropped Peanut Shells All Over The Guy In Front Of Me’s Back…Should I Tell Him?
Why Did I Walk 9 Miles For An Oreo Churro?
Because It Was Delicious!
Why Do Some Of The Workers Look Like Pedophiles?
Why Do They Only Show Straight Couples On The Kiss Cam?
Why Are There A Bunch Of Up Escalators But No Down Escalators?
Why Is Their Someone Sitting On The Elevator?
Am I Not Allowed To Press Buttons?
Why Does It Cost So Much To Park In A Parking Lot That’s Falling Apart?
Like It’s Not Even Covered And You Want $25?
Why Don’t I Just Have A Box For Me?
Don’t They Know Who I Am?
These are my thoughts on going to a Baseball game.
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