A poet once wrote:
‘Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear!
Beer before liquor, never been sicker!’
Truer words have never been spoken.
I’ve known this poem but it still didn’t save me from the catastrophic results of drinking beer, having shots and downing vodka like candy. One day I’ll learn but until that day why not do my own hangover post?
Most of us have had a hangover before…if you haven’t well then today you’re gonna learn!
Waking Up The Next Day
That Moment When You’re Not Sure If You Have To Pee, Poop or Puke
Trying To Walk To The Bathroom
You’re Super Sensitive To Sound
What The Inside Of Your Mouth Feels Like
When All You Can Taste Is The Chili Cheese Dog You Ate At 3 AM
When People Around You Act Like They Feel Just Fine
When The Cold Sweats Begin
Trying To Go Back To Sleep
Trying To Get Out Of Bed
Finding Food On You And Not Knowing Where It Came From
Finding The Mess You Made The Night Before
The Thought Of Drinking Again
Thinking About Eating
Trying To Eat Food
Meeting Your Friends For Brunch
When You Suddenly Remember Things From The Night Before
Having To Go To Work
When You Have To Attend A Family Function
Having A Cocktail And Suddenly Feeling 100% Better
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Discovering the mess from the night before? Oy… that’s true.