I know the things I say on here can be quite random…
Like real real real random!
So since the beginning I’ve always been fascinated by the search engine results section.
Anytime anyone does a search online that brings them to my blog it tells me what the search was and how many times it happened.
While most of the results were expected…some of the results caused me to pray for people and I don’t pray!
Muff Diving – 35 times
I do hang with a lot of lesbians so….
Amanda Bynes Illuminati – 17 times
I have to think about this!
Shit Show Band Aids – 7 times
They are a thing!
Pippi Longstocking Porn – 5 times
Crazy Old People – 5 times
Ricki Lake Illuminati – 5 times
Don’t fuck around with the OG Tracy Turnblad!
Old People Are Awful – 4 times
Ashley Judd Illuminati – 4 times
Don’t talk about Ashley Judd that way! Have you seen Double Jeopardy? She will fuck your shit up!
Girls Talk Dirty Yall They Masturbate – 4 times
You googled this? I feel like you’re asking a question…
Shave “White Trash” Party – 4 times
Blog Fear Of Spiders Wesley Copper – 3 times
A Fan! Probably my mom tbh
Disney Gay Tattoo – 2 times
Spenser Greentree this one is all you!
What Is The Plastic Lace Called – 2 times
I’m not even sure how this is a thing…
Post Day Pill Walgreens – 2 times
….which pill are we talking about?
Boot Cum – 2 times
Nikki Bell this one is from you!
“Underwear Hanging Out” – 2 times
My favorite spectator sport!
My Balls Are Blue From Loving You Bitch – 1 time
Is she a bitch? Or is she a bitch because you have blue balls?
Take Pics Of My Underwear – 1 time
Go Home From The Bar With Her + Blue Balls – 1 time
I mean I wanna know how this story developed!
A Little Girl Humping – 1 time
Sir get a different interest!
Hocus Pocus Redhead Witch – 1 time
Listen….this is Winifred Sanderson…I will not tolerate people coming to my blog and not knowing who she is!
How To Control Crazy Old People – 1 time
If you find out let me know!
Lesbians Groping – 1 time
Have you met my friends?
Sexy Vomiting – 1 time
Is that a thing?
Groom With A Boner – 1 time
Like any groom?….Why?
Peeing Fuck Masturbation – 1 time
You sir need Jesus!
Poolrape – 1 time
….but this specifically?
Squirt Confessions – 1 time
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