Things People Have Googled And Found My Blog Instead

I know the things I say on here can be quite random…

Like real real real random!

So since the beginning I’ve always been fascinated by the search engine results section.

Anytime anyone does a search online that brings them to my blog it tells me what the search was and how many times it happened.

While most of the results were expected…some of the results caused me to pray for people and I don’t pray! 

Muff Diving – 35 times

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I do hang with a lot of lesbians so….

Amanda Bynes Illuminati – 17 times

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I have to think about this!

Shit Show Band Aids – 7 times

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They are a thing!

Pippi Longstocking Porn – 5 times

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How interesting!

Crazy Old People – 5 times

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Duh!

Ricki Lake Illuminati – 5 times

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Don’t fuck around with the OG Tracy Turnblad!

Old People Are Awful – 4 times

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Fact!

Ashley Judd Illuminati – 4 times

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Don’t talk about Ashley Judd that way! Have you seen Double Jeopardy? She will fuck your shit up!

Girls Talk Dirty Yall They Masturbate – 4 times

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You googled this? I feel like you’re asking a question…

Shave “White Trash” Party – 4 times

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…what?

Blog Fear Of Spiders Wesley Copper – 3 times

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A Fan! Probably my mom tbh

Disney Gay Tattoo – 2 times

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Spenser Greentree this one is all you!

What Is The Plastic Lace Called – 2 times

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I’m not even sure how this is a thing…

Post Day Pill Walgreens – 2 times

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….which pill are we talking about?

Boot Cum – 2 times

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Nikki Bell this one is from you!

“Underwear Hanging Out” – 2 times

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My favorite spectator sport!

My Balls Are Blue From Loving You Bitch – 1 time

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Is she a bitch? Or is she a bitch because you have blue balls?

Take Pics Of My Underwear – 1 time

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When?

Go Home From The Bar With Her + Blue Balls – 1 time

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I mean I wanna know how this story developed!

A Little Girl Humping – 1 time

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Sir get a different interest!

Hocus Pocus Redhead Witch – 1 time

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Listen….this is Winifred Sanderson…I will not tolerate people coming to my blog and not knowing who she is!

How To Control Crazy Old People – 1 time

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If you find out let me know!

Lesbians Groping – 1 time

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Have you met my friends?

Sexy Vomiting – 1 time

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Is that a thing?

Groom With A Boner – 1 time

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Like any groom?….Why?

Peeing Fuck Masturbation – 1 time

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You sir need Jesus!

Poolrape – 1 time

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….but this specifically?

Squirt Confessions – 1 time

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Again…the lesbians!

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