27 Moments You Have When You’re In The Granite City Walmart

Anyone who lives in Granite City can tell you it’s one of the Gates to Hell. I’m sure Google can confirm this.

It’s almost like a social experiment that people don’t know that they’re in. It’s rarely fully stocked and even rarely clean. It’s not that it’s filthy by any means, it’s just got a grimy feel too it.

In my youth I actually worked at the property for a few months. It was the oddest experience ever! I worked in cart and layaway…heavy lifter over here y’all!

So believe me when I say I understand your pain when discussing the GC Wal-Mart. Been there, done that, got laid off!

Without further adieu, I present to you Granite City Wal-Mart in a nutshell!

Trying To Enter The Worst Parking Lot Ever Designed

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Parking Your Car

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Surveying The People In The Parking Lot

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Walking In

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Looking Around At The Other Customers

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I Hope I Don’t Run Into Anyone I Know

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Seeing Someone You Know Then Ducking Down An Aisle

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Running Into Someone You Know But Don’t  Want To Get Stuck Talking Too

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Running Into Someone You Know Who Understands Your Anxiety

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When Your 15 Minute Trip Turns Into A High School Reunion

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When An Employee Walks By And Doesn’t Even Greet You

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Why Are The Walkways Always Full Of Crap

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Who Designed This Shit Hole?

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That Fat Person Shouldn’t Be Using The Motorized Wheelchair

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Getting Out Of GC Wal-Mart Without Seeing Anyone You Know

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I’m The Best Looking Person Here

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When You Have To Squeeze Past Someone On The Tiny Aisles

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Leggings Are Not Pants

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Crack Kills

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Oh I Need To Get A Picture Of That

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When Its Time To Checkout And There Are 20 People Waiting And One Lane Open

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When The Person Checking You Out Is The Rudest Person Ever

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When The Person Checking You Out Is Someone You Went To High School With

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I Wish We Had A Target

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It Could Be Worse I Could Have Gone To Kmart

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When Your 15 Minute Trip Lasts Over An Hour

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Why Do I Still Come Here?

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