Anyone who lives in Granite City can tell you it’s one of the Gates to Hell. I’m sure Google can confirm this.
It’s almost like a social experiment that people don’t know that they’re in. It’s rarely fully stocked and even rarely clean. It’s not that it’s filthy by any means, it’s just got a grimy feel too it.
In my youth I actually worked at the property for a few months. It was the oddest experience ever! I worked in cart and layaway…heavy lifter over here y’all!
So believe me when I say I understand your pain when discussing the GC Wal-Mart. Been there, done that, got laid off!
Without further adieu, I present to you Granite City Wal-Mart in a nutshell!
Trying To Enter The Worst Parking Lot Ever Designed
Parking Your Car
Surveying The People In The Parking Lot
Walking In
Looking Around At The Other Customers
I Hope I Don’t Run Into Anyone I Know
Seeing Someone You Know Then Ducking Down An Aisle
Running Into Someone You Know But Don’t Want To Get Stuck Talking Too
Running Into Someone You Know Who Understands Your Anxiety
When Your 15 Minute Trip Turns Into A High School Reunion
When An Employee Walks By And Doesn’t Even Greet You
Why Are The Walkways Always Full Of Crap
Who Designed This Shit Hole?
That Fat Person Shouldn’t Be Using The Motorized Wheelchair
Getting Out Of GC Wal-Mart Without Seeing Anyone You Know
I’m The Best Looking Person Here
When You Have To Squeeze Past Someone On The Tiny Aisles
Leggings Are Not Pants
Crack Kills
Oh I Need To Get A Picture Of That
When Its Time To Checkout And There Are 20 People Waiting And One Lane Open
When The Person Checking You Out Is The Rudest Person Ever
When The Person Checking You Out Is Someone You Went To High School With
I Wish We Had A Target
It Could Be Worse I Could Have Gone To Kmart
When Your 15 Minute Trip Lasts Over An Hour
Why Do I Still Come Here?
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