I think we can all agree going on a first date is very stressful…
Being your own worst critic you know deep down you’re a shitty person.
But at the end of the day
Flirting with someone
Don’t over do it!
Getting asked out on a date
Realizing that you look a mess
Going through your closet for the perfect outfit
Realizing you have no clothes to wear
Which means you have to go shopping
Finding the perfect outfit
Waking up the morning of your date finding a giant zit on your face
Literally nothing going your way the day of the date
Practice topics for the date
Practice your moves before you leave the house
Getting to the location first
Waving at someone who you think is your date but isn’t
They don’t look like their picture
The awkward hug/handshake/what the fuck do i do in this situation
Realizing you’ve ruined the first moment
Give them a compliment
They find you boring
You find them boring
The food arrives
You get food all over your face…seriously why did you order chicken wings?
Paying too much attention to your phone and not your date
Your date is still into their ex
You’re still into your ex
Slow down on the drinks you’re getting a bit drunk
You’re staring…look away!
The check comes…it’s all on one bill
Do you split 50/50?
Does the person who asked the other out pay?
Do you just pay?
Leaving the restaurant they ask if you want to come back to their place?
Do you say yes?
Do you say no?
Whatever you’re slutty just go with it!
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