So I want to express some of my views on not having a job.
My truth on the subject and what I imagine people think.
I hope this is something that will help people understand my day to day.
Waking up in the morning:
It’s actually afternoon:
Realizing that you still don’t have a job:
That moment when you realize you’ll have to apply for more jobs today:
Finding a job that would be perfect for you:
Having to fill out a personality survey:
Having to say you were fired from your last job:
Fired over an email:
When your parents ask if you’ve heard anything yet:
Or accuse you of doing nothing all day:
Then act like they’re unsure if you would let them know if you got a job:
When someone says why don’t you just go get a job:
Waiting to hear back from a job:
Getting a call for an interview:
When the interviewer asks you to tell them about yourself:
When they ask about why you left your last job:
When you don’t hear back from the job…when they said they would call back:
When someone offers to pay for you to do something:
When people treat you as if you’re lazy because you don’t have a job yet:
When you realize its 5 am and you should have stopped watching the Law & Order:SVU Marathon hours ago:
When your mother tries to make your unemployment all about her:
Realizing you’ve seen every Roseanne episode ever over a two week period…:
Drinking your feelings:
When a potential love interest asks you what you do:
When people ask ‘How are you doing?’:
And you see right through it:
When your friends invite you out but don’t understand why you can’t go:
Spending most of your day in bed:
Realizing you haven’t showered in three days:
Waiting by the phone hoping someone will check on you:
Updating your Resume:
Are you really even trying that hard?:
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