Shhh! It’s Gossip! Week 5

I’m having a hard time telling the difference between SJP and the Cat Lady

Clive Davis, music mogul, stated in his novel that he was bisexual and it all started back in the Studio 54 days. Ok CLIVE who wasn’t bisexual in those days? Especially while at Studio 54!

Michelle Pfeiffer says you can credit a Vegan diet for her ageless looks. I love her but…COME ON!!!!!!

Someone is trying to sell nude pics of Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle. I mean come one dude no one wants to buy those…They would however probably pay for Mama’s nude pics….

Josh Duhamel and Fergie are finally expecting. Soon she will be sporting a rather large hump. A lovely lady lump.

Khloe Kardashian had been fired from The X Factor. I mean like I’m totally like shocked because like she was like really good at like speaking and stuff.

Country Singer Mindy McCready killed herself this week. But before she did she also killed her dog…I mean you couldn’t have given him to a good home? Someone wasn’t thinking very clearly!

Prince Michael Jackson has signed on to be a new ET correspondent…that’s right ET milk it for all it’s worth…put him in a fat suit on the subway why don’t you.

Special K had to issue a recall this week because glass was found in some boxes. So the secret to watching your weight is having your insides shredded by glass particles.

Taylor swift is being sued because of a cancelled concert. The problem is that the stadium had to refund the tickets and Taylor cashed her check. They refunded 1.8 million dollars her check was for 2.5. I mean bitch you’d still make a little money off the deal give them the fucking money. Why do people think she’s a nice girl?

Lance Bass wants to remind everyone to keep an open mouth…for miracle whip. Am I the only one that thinks this is funny?

The postal service is coming out with an all-weather clothing line. Because when you’re in massive debt the best thing to do is to start a clothing line.

The only thing ill say about the Oscar Pistorius scandal is that it’ll be hard to get away from the men in the person when your legs are removable and they’re horny.