Shhh! It’s Gossip! Week 3

Lindsay Lohan was apparently not aware she owed money to her recently dismissed lawyer. Because most lawyers work for free this is a common fact…

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Beyonce managed to pull of a great halftime show. Oh wait nevermind she flashed an Illuminati symbol we must hate her now.

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Obama used a gun for skeet shooting. Which has nothing to do with the new gun regulations. However we must now harshly judge him. Let us remember it was a Republican that shot somebody while hunting. Never forget.

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Burger King in the UK admitted to using Horse Meat in their burgers. Thank god I only eat the chicken sandwiches.

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A parent in New York is suing the police and NYC for $250 million after the police allegedly handcuffed and interrogated him. The boy stole $5 from a classmate, the one thing we know for sure is he needs to step it up because his mom is trying to steal a lot more.

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Ashley Judd may be running for senate in her home state of Kentucky. Her divorce is only fueling these rumors because her husband is Scottish and being married to a foreigner wouldn’t help her in Kentucky.

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Justin Timberlake allegedly calls Britney Spears a bitch. During his apology he did say well It’s Britney Bitch. 1 point Timberlake.

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Justin Bieber groped a 15 year old girl. Lesbians these days can’t keep their hands to themselves!

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King Richard III skeleton was found under a parking lot in Leicester. They tested the DNA with a distant relative and it was a match. Not to question science but they could test my DNA and it would probably match. You know how much humans have bred since 1485?

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Amanda Bynes may be getting evicted from her NYC apartment for smoking too much pot….is this a thing in NYC?!? Somebody might want to ASK Ashley!

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In awesome mug shot news there’s this guy! Talk about Dazed and Confused!

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Chick Fil A posted that they’re actually doing better since their gay marriage controversy. Just goes to show how much people will spend to support hatred.

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The reboot of the Ricki Lake Show has been cancelled to make room for the ever so vile Kris Jenner. Apparently you can stop the beat!

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Shonda Rhimes assures us there will be no catastrophic incident in the season finale of Grey’s this year. The bitch better come through on this!

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Kristen Wiig officially joins the cast of Anchorman 2! Is it too early to order tickets?

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Keyshia Cole said Michelle Williams was ‘whack’ during the Superbowl Halftime show. The world asked who Keyshia Cole was.

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